Monday, September 18, 2006

Mike De Souza, CanWest News Service
Published: Monday, September 18, 2006

OTTAWA - A former American ambassador is pushing for a fresh debate on bulk water exports from Canada to quench the growing thirst of the U.S. south and midwest.

Paul Cellucci, who was replaced by David Wilkins after stepping down as U.S. ambassador to Canada in March 2005, is suggesting water should be included in the same category as other natural resources exported as Canadian commodities on the open market.

''It wasn't an issue when I was ambassador, but it was one that I always found puzzling that it was completely off the table,'' said Cellucci, reached by phone in Hudson, Mass.

He argued water is a renewable resource, as opposed to such non-renewable Canadian exports as oil, natural gas, uranium and coal, adding that the two countries will eventually be forced to confront the issue.

But a citizens organization that has fought for more protectionist measures for Canada in free trade agreements warns American officials are quietly laying the groundwork for bulk exports that could deprive Canadians of their own resources.

''We live next to a super power,'' said Maude Barlow, chairperson of the Council of Canadians. ''The super power is getting mighty thirsty.''

At present, Canadian provinces allow water to be exported in bottles, while there is a ban on bulk exports on boundary waters that are shared with the United States. However, Barlow said Canada would lose control over the resource under the North American Free Trade Agreement, if any province or territory opens to the door to sales of bulk water exports to regions that are starting to face record droughts in the U.S.

With Prime Minister Stephen Harper's government developing a new national water strategy, Barlow stressed she wasn't suggesting that Canada close the door to sharing its resources with countries in need.

''That's different from making another country a permanent client, especially a country like the U.S., where the water would go to Las Vegas, it wouldn't be going to the poor in downtown Detroit,'' she said. ''The whole nature of commercial water is that it's like running shoes. You're putting it on the open market and you're selling it to the highest bidder. This would be a terrible thing for us to do in a world that's running out of clean water.''

But Cellucci said it is also an important economic issue since the Canadian and U.S. markets are ''inextricably connected.'' For example, he said a severe drought in southern American states would have a significant impact on the Canadian economy.

But some experts say it's unlikely that the U.S. would bully Canada into exporting its water, since that could also affect the ecosystems and resources of northern states.

''There are going to be environmental impacts on both sides of the border if we start mega scale diversions,'' said Dr. Joseph Rasmussen, the Canada research chair in aquatic ecosystems at the University of Lethbridge in Alberta. ''They don't want those impacts any more than we do.''

Rasmussen added there were greater threats to Canada's water supply than bulk exports.

'Right now, I'd say by far and away, the biggest water export is through food,'' he said. ''For every pound of grain, you're using about 25 pounds of water. And so whenever we export food across the border, we're exporting water in a major way.''

Gretchen Hamel, a spokesperson for the office of the U.S. Trade Representative, said the issue of bulk water exports is brought up every few years, but there are currently no negotiations or proposals on the table.

According to federal government estimates, Canada has the third largest supply of fresh water on its territory behind Brazil and Russia.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Oil Development = Frightening

Thought this was interesting reading. I knew about the environmental fallout from the oilsands, but if the following is accurate, it is much, much worse that I thought.

Alberta's oilsands pose global environmental threat

Paul Hanley, Special to The StarPhoenix
Published: Tuesday, August 08, 2006


"There should be an immediate moratorium on new oilsands developments in Alberta." This is the opinion, not only of environmentalists, but also of Peter Lougheed, the former premier of Alberta who was instrumental in starting Alberta's oilsands development back in the 1970s.

Basically, Lougheed sees development proceeding out of control, without a full debate on the implications by Albertans. He points out that oilsands development depletes a relatively clean energy source, natural gas, to produce relatively dirty synthetic oil. The natural gas would be better used in an Alberta-based petro-chemicals industry.

Lougheed further notes the royalties to Albertans from oilsands are minimal.

Alberta's oilsands are an environmental catastrophe in the making, with frightening implications for Alberta, Saskatchewan and the world. One concern for Saskatchewan is the acid rain produced in northeast Alberta, which is mainly deposited in this province due to prevailing winds. Although efforts are being made to reduce acid emissions, massive growth in the industry will eclipse these improvements.

The scope of potential developments in Alberta is breathtaking. The area of oilsands mines developed so far -- 300 square kilometres -- can already be seen from space, but this is just 10 per cent of the total area currently leased.

Toxic tailings ponds in the mining areas are already 50 sq. km in size.

Even more of a concern is the total area available for deep oilsands extraction, an area the size of Florida (138,000 sq. km). To give you a sense of the potential scope of the development, if all oilsands deposits are leased, the area would constitute about 21 per cent of the province. The area of deep oilsands already leased is 35,680 sq. km, an area the size of Vancouver Island.

Deep oilsands are not developed as open pit mines. They are drilled and the drilling requires a web of roads and clearings for oil wells that would essentially destroy the integrity of Alberta's boreal forest ecosystem. The amount of boreal forest cleared if all deep oilsands are developed would be 11,454 sq. km, but the remainder of the forest would be cut into small blocks by 441,600 km of roads, pipelines and power lines.

Oil production from the area is now about 1.1 million barrels a day and the region is expected to produce fi ve million or more barrels per day by 2030.

The increasing activity is having a wide range of environmental impact.

In addition to direct ecological damage, the extraction process uses enormous energy and water inputs and produces equally enormous amounts of greenhouse gases, acid rain and water pollution. It takes 3.6 tonnes of oilsands, enough natural gas to heat a home for four days, and two to four barrels of water to produce each barrel of oil.

The frantic pace of development is overheating Alberta's economy, causing material, labour and housing costs to skyrocket, with substantial spillover effect on Saskatchewan. It is amazing that Alberta gains very little to compensate for the negative impacts, with just one per cent royalties charged on oilsands production until development costs are paid off. In contrast to other oil-producing jurisdictions such as Alaska and Norway, very little of the revenue from this non-renewable resource is being set aside as a permanent trust for the future.

With even venerable Conservatives like Peter Lougheed questioning the wisdom of development, you might think the Alberta government would be thinking twice. They aren't; the addiction to oil and automobiles is too strong.

Lougheed's call for a slower, saner development pace and alternative, value-added development of fossil fuel resources will not be considered so long as the demand for transportation fuel remains so strong. The solution involves a wholesale change to our transportation system, including redesigning cities to reduce transportation needs, improving the effi ciency of the vehicle fl eet, supporting public transit, and the development of alternative and renewable fuels.

Without this change, look for the oil lust to drain every remaining source of oil in every possible location on the planet, without regard for the environmental and social consequences.

For more information on this topic visit www.oilsandswatch.org.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Riders Weak at Receiving

Jack Bedell talks about the state of receiving in the CFL this year. Looks like I wasn't the only one who noticed how shit the Riders are in receiving. He writes:


The loss of Elijah Thurmon to Calgary weakened an already-thin
group in Saskatchewan, but the acquisition of Jason Armstead in last week’s
dispersal draft more than offset that loss. With Matt Dominguez returning from
injury, the ‘Riders will look to go beyond possession receiving in 2006.
Armstead certainly adds a threat to stretch the field, and his familiarity with
new pivot Kerry Joseph will provide an instant attack. But beyond the size of
Sam Breeden, the remainder of the squad is average at best.

Most importantly here, Bedell rates the Riders DEAD LAST in the league in receiving.

I really hope there's about 12 receivers in camp. We need all the help we can get.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Greene No Longer Wearing Green

Lots to talk about lately - the CFL dispersal draft and the subsequent trading of quarterback Nealon Greene.

Alright. The dispersal draft. The Riders had little choice in selecting Ottawa quarterback Kerry Joseph first overall. It comes as no surprise to anyone across the league. Shivers was try to trade for him over the winter. This despite the fact that I watched Danny Barrett on TV earlier this week say they were happy with their quarterbacks and weren't looking for more. Really, management had little choice. Rider Nation would have been up in arms if something was not done about the quarterbacking situation.

They also picked up Jason Armstead, which is a great thing. A lot of people missed the fact that the Riders was receiving corps was complete shit in 2005, and they were at least partially to blame for the poor quarterbacking. But none of these guys ever took any heat. There were so many dropped balls last year I could have cried. I mean, give ME a friggin' jersey. I'll catch some of that shit. Why on earth Jason "Oops" French was re-signed, I'll never know. I thought for sure he would be let go. Just this week, Corey Grant was put on waivers, but he could be resigned. We also lost Jamal Richardson to Calgary, and Travis Moore, who played just about better than anyone on the team while slowed down by age, has retired. So we're really only left with Matt Dominguez. So this was a smart move. Also today in the Canadian draft, the Riders first pick was a receiver. Good.

Ok - back to the dispersal draft. We also lost Corey Holmes to get Kerry Joseph. Not a big deal in my opinion. While Holmes was the team's best and most popular player, running backs are easily replaced in the CFL. We still have the best offensive line in the league. Hamilton does not. Whoever they get to fill that hole (the under-performing Keith? Dorsey? New Guy?) it won't change much.

With Joseph now in the fold, that meant one had to go, the lucky one being the team's biggest goat, Nealon Greene. Which is a real shame. I like Nealon, and I've met him once. I think it was a travesty when he broke his foot in the first game of the 2004 season. I really think that would have been his breakout year had that injury not occured. I remember him being on fire in the opening minutes of that game. Had he not broken his foot, things would have been much different. I think his confidence took a huge hit after that, and he was never able to recover, especially with the pressures of the re-signing of Henry Burris, and later Marcus Crandell. It doesn't help a guy out psychologically when suddenly he gets surrounded by possible replacements.

ANYWAYS, Nealon is sent to Montreal for a defensive back, and is reunited with old coach Don Matthews. There's something like 5 quarterbacks who will be at camp in Montreal, including former Toront backup Marcus Brady and former NFLer Quincy Quarter. Montreal's training camp will be one to watch to see who gets to back up Calvillo.

So long Nealon. You didn't get a fair shake here. Maybe you will in Montreal.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Happy Birthday Markus!

Happy Birthday Markus! You're still my favourite brother!

One thing, dear readers...

When leaving a comment, please put your name to your words. I generally don't engage in conversation with people named Anonymous. No, you don't have to sign up for a Blogger account, but leave your name in the body of your comments.

This applies to all my spam too. So you want me to enlarge my penis. At least tell me your real name so I can get to know you first. A guy is just not going to rush into something like that without knowing who is involved.

Alright, fine - The Renegades

It should come as no surprise that I am quite glad the CFL has suspended the Renegades, although I would be happier if they were folded altogether. I remember being shocked back in 2002 when the league announced that a franchise would return to Ottawa. Wha? Huh?

The question of why football returned was never answered. There was no outcry from fans in Ottawa for its return (at least that I was aware of). It really didn't make any sense to come back to a city that was at best lukewarm to the idea of professional football. Ottawa suffered throughout the 1990s, and the city and league were humiliated by its one-time owners, the infamous Gliebermans. The father-son tandem were notorious for meddling with the on-field product which lead to the resignations of several assistant coaches, not to mention fan indignation.

Cut to 2004. The Watters family, apparently shocked that they were losing money thanks to fickle Ottawa fans, bailed thus leaving the league to find suitable owners. And who should these new owners be? Why, the Gliebermans, of course. At this point, everyone associated with the sale of the franchise should have been fired. This means the commissioner, the committee set up to sell the team, and all 8 board of governors should have been told to get their coats on, and leave. It was a COMPLETELY moronic move to involve the Gliebermans again. Did they think Ottawa fans forgot what had happened 10 years earlier, or that somehow the Gliebermans could make amends this time? The only possible outcome was the one we currently have - the franchise has been suspended, and I suspect that by next winter, the league will quietly announce the folding of the franchise, and hardly anyone will notice because the team doesn't physically exist anymore, other than a few jerseys and some football equipment.

It was stupid to put football back in Ottawa in 2002. This should only happen when a city craves it, in order to ensure it gets properly supported. A city like Halifax seems to have a strong deisre to have a team. However, I don't see this happening in Ottawa in the next 10 years. The league should instead get involved in communities like Halifax and Quebec City and help them get stadiums built. This is the first step in the expansion of the league. I think Halifax will eventually happen, especially if they are awarded the Commonwealth (?) games, and gets a 30,000 seat stadium that goes along with it.

In any event, the league will continue to be strong. Ratings will stay up. Fewer teams will lose money this year. Ottawa will come back to the league - but only when they decide they want to be part of something they deem to be valuable.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Did I Mention I Get Useless Emails?

Got another today that was full of exclamation points telling me that I could bring my (useless) text book to a (boring) symposium (I'm forced to go to) so I could get it signed (by someone I don't care about)!!!

Great!! Like, that's fantastic!!! Just like Chester A. Arthur, that's totally A. awesome!!!

Thanks for telling me!!!!

It's good to be Albertan

Yesterday's Alberta budget set a number of fiscal records. Here are the highlights, stolen from the Mop and Pail:

A $4.1-billion surplus, the highest initial projection in the province's history;$1-billion injected into the Heritage Savings Trust Fund, bringing the total to $14.7-billion;

A $300-million corporate tax cut;

$735-million in new spending for health care, with the total outlay exceeding $10.3-billion;

$13.3-billion for roads, bridges, hospitals and other infrastructure over three years;

A $500-million fund for cancer prevention, treatment and research;

$72-million to finance courts and pay police, judges and jailhouse informants;

$32.4-billion in revenue, including $11.3-billion in oil and gas royalties and other energy income;

A $30-million reduction in health-care premiums for 140,000 low-income Albertans;

$77-million in individual tax savings;

$127-million for long-term health care over three years.

Yee haw! What's interesting to note is the coporate tax rate has dropped to 10% from 11.5%. I'm not sure what our tax rate is in Saskatchewan, but I believe it's somewhere in the 15-17% range.

I really think the province has to play ball when our next door neighbour's rate is so low. We have to match it or this province will continue to shrink, even right in the middle of a natural resource boom.

Also interesting were the job numbers for February which were released. They showed another month of job losses. This makes 6 consecutive months of job losses. Now, I don't want to get all technical or anything, but economists have a specific term for 6 months of losses.

It's called a recession. Is anyone else picking up on this?

Friday, March 03, 2006

Another Day, Another Useless Email

Received from the ESS:


People who have not bought tickets to grad are not allowed to come to
grad at all.


Well whoop-dee friggin-doo. Now, I realize that maybe some people might think they can bring whoever regardless of tickets. I can see that. However, I can also see this as some kind of exclusionary event. I imagine (or is it reality?) that "if you're not one of our clique who bought tickets, you can fuck right off. You ain't crashing this bitch".

In any event, sweet Christ on the cross, please take me off your email list.

4 weeks people. That's it.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Holy Fucking Shit

I own a home. The responsibility is beginning to dawn on me.

Monday, February 06, 2006

You've Got to be Fucking Shitting Me

And people think I make this shit up. Received in email:

Education Dodgeball Tournament
Exclusive to Education Students and their significant others.
Prizes will be given out for best dressed and best spirit!


I don't know what it is about the ESS. Honestly, could they reach out to LESS people? Who in fuck wants to play dodgeball other than some high strung gym students? Somebody honestly thought reliving the movie Dodgeball would be a fun way for everyone to bond. This is a situation where the gimps (like me) would get wailed on by those who thought this was a good idea. Could I at least get a week to get trained by an old guy in a wheelchair who whips wrenches at my face? Please? Otherwise I might be forced to bleed my own blood. And NOBODY makes me bleed my own blood.

I dunno. When I think about it, having a giant rubber ball thrown at your head at high speed is something only a few select adults can enjoy. Personally, I have no desire to relive the 5th Grade. What can I tell you? I grew up. Things change. I gave up dodgeball just like I gave up juice boxes, lunch kits and velcro laces.

Best dressed? What, like costumes? The email doesn't say anything about costumes so I'm assuming this about who looks best in a pair of shorts. I guess I'm out with my white chicken legs. But honestly, BEST DRESSED AT A DODGEBALL GAME? AM I THE ONLY ONE TAKING FUCKING CRAZY PILLS?

And oh yeah. Best Spirit?

Fuck you.

Maybe next time the ESS could pick an activity that a GREATER NUMBER OF PEOPLE might enjoy that doesn't involve the PAC or a baseball field. But what the shit do I know? When your student association is dominated by gym students, you should expect to do what they like, right? It would be foolish to think they would actually try to represent, you know, the student population or anything. Because that shit's crazy.

Am I making too much out of this? I dunno. I was really on a "live and let live" kind of kick but this shit just makes me angry. And normally, I am not an angry person.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Born to complain

A few things:

I tried to pay my tuition, but there was like this giant line of people who were all waiting to pay. Yes, I know I can pay online but I don't want to put it on my credit card. You'd think the university would have the common sense to maybe add an extra cashier or two to handle the load on the last day before interest gets charged. You'd think. Of course, this is the same university that refused to negotiate gender pay equality with its unions. And you know, it wasn't that long ago that I actually liked this university.

Picked up my grad photos. I'm clearly not photogenic and I've known that since I was 13. They're not awful or anything, but I wish the photographer would have let me do my Magnum pose. I really think that one would have been the keeper.

Lastly, I have so much school work to do I could cry. But I really feel no motivation to do anything, and it's never been this bad. Oh, look! Call of Duty 2 is just a mouse-click away...

Another confession

Ech. I can't believe I'm admitting this since I usually admonish Crispi for watching it, but I watched the Martha Stewart show today because it discussed wedding issues.

So what? Big deal. YOU try finding a good photographer for less than 2 grand.

Monday, January 23, 2006

One last thing

I continue to be amazed at the amount of people who believe the picture to your right is actually me. No, I regret to inform you that that is Brian Krakow from the television show known as My So-Called Life starring a young Claire Danes that aired back in 1994. (Ah, 1994 - I was but a young whippersnapper. 94 was also a fantastic year for music.) You see, I have been told that Brian and I share certain characteristics.

But that's not actually me. I could never pull off a curly white-man afro.

Back in black

We now return you to your regular nerd-related programming.

Basically, this now means you have no reason to visit here.

So much for me making money off of Ad Sense...

Sunday, January 22, 2006

That shit is over!

What in the hell is the ESA?

Here's a lovely drawing from Kim. Wait to go Kim! w00t!

















Here is the link to the Tiki Bar thing I was talking about. Watch these episodes. They're pretty funny. Plus Johnny-Johnny looks like a friend of mine. Why that would appeal to you, I don't know.

Friday, January 13, 2006

The ESA thing

Kind of reminds me of the DA from Harry Potter. Anyway, on Saturday the 21st starting at 7:30 at Amigo's or Lydia's, (as I'm hoping to start early at those places to avoid cover) the Broadway pub crawl will begin. If people want, I might see about getting a copy of the apparently now infamous "A First Year Guide to the College of Education" video. Maybe we can watch it at my place first. But I seem to remember it being pretty tame and not very insulting to anyone at all, except for maybe the CSBE. It's also very brief at about 3 or 4 minutes, so I'm not sure if it's worth the effort.


Here is the ESA structure as I know it. Correct me if there are errors.

Supreme Dictator for Life
Mr. Lord

Sultan of Leisure
Ms. Thomson

Supreme Allied Commander
Mr. Gauthier AKA the Gooch!
- Kyler was previously "The General" but due to his valuable contributions I've promoted him to the much better sounding position of Supreme Allied Commander.

Emperor
Mr. Sanesh

Empress
Ms. Stuart

Commissar
Mr. Leblanc

Czarina
Ms. Yakimoski

Chancellor
Mr. Anderson

Grand Guru
Mr. Bevan

Paper Bag Princess
Ms. Pauls

War Lord
Mr. Hagel

Duchess
Ms. Semchuk